“The today show. I watch it to find out what day it is. Turns out it’s today.”
-Steven Colbert
God I love this show. So very much.
Famous Last Words
* What does this button do?
* It’s probably nothing.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I’ve seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* It’s strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn’t taste right.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I’ve done this before.
* Well, we’ve made it this far.
* That’s odd.
* Watch this!
Forgive me, I don’t know if you’re friends with her — but who the hell is Kim Kardashian? Like, who are these people and why are they famous and why are they advertising things and being asked their opinions about things? I just don’t understand what these people did to be in a position of having everyone ask their opinions about stuff. I mean, if there’s something about her personality or something that she’s accomplished or her philosophy on something — but beyond that I don’t understand what’s happening. It’s actually frightening.
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Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie and former Carmela Soprano), to New York Magazine (found on PerezHilton.com) I love her for speaking this TRUTH!!! (via labellalexi) |
G. Gordon Liddy
“The story is told of how Watergate burglar G. Gordon Liddy liked to impress people by holding his hand steadily above a lit candle as his flesh burned. ‘How can you do that? Doesn’t it hurt?’ he was asked. ‘Of course it hurts. The trick,’ he replied, ‘is not to care.’”
The Personality Puzzle by David C. Funder
Zak Bagans just extended his hand…
And told me to join him, Nick and Aaron on their Ghost Adventure.
but then I discovered:I CAN’T GO INTO THE TV SO THEIR GESTURE IS USELESS.
WHY ZAK, WHY!? WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME WITH THE FALSE PROMISE OF FRIENDSHIP!?
